Tobasco sauce made them do it.

I’m not into conspiracy theories but there is something sinister behind all these men behaving badly. Dr. Drew says it’s narcissism, a standard response for the daytime tv audience. Perhaps I’m reading too much into this but it does come from the CIA report on bin Laden’s pad. There was plenty of damning evidence, including porn DVD’s, but the thing that caught my eye was the fact that bin Laden did not allow Tobasco sauce in his home. Why Tobasco sauce? Because he knew it was an addictive aphrodisiac that drove middle-aged men crazy. Remember, he was out to destroy the Western world and what better way than driving important men to self-destruction. If you got a search warrant for the residences of Arnold, Charlie Sheen, ex Senator Ensign, Tiger and now Mr. IMF, I’ll bet you’d find a stash of Tobasco sauce. “She just came in to clean my hard drive”, Monsieur IMF said of the hotel maid. Why, because your third wife isn’t handy with tools? “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.” That’s Sir Walter Scott’s poetic warning to guys who think that sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.