At last, a financially sound casino

Las Vegas has had its troubles since the Crash and that includes the casinos on the Strip. They’re carrying tons of debt and struggling to narrow their losses but things are about to change for the better. The first German-themed casino resort is in the works. It’s to be called Schloss Vegas and will be in the grand tradition of the City. It will have a sexy show: the Deutsche Doodle Dandy Revue. There will be a Non-comedy room where The Great Himmelfarb will do tricks with memory. The casino floor will have hundreds of slot machines including Wheel of Misfortune and U Bet Your U Boat. What can go wrong? The money’s there. The theme is new and inviting and the buffet features food you can feast on, Greeks, Italians, Spanish, French (I mean their food,) . The slogan says it all: Immer Essen! (Always eating). Today Vegas, Tomorrow the ..oops, Tomorrow The Opening.