Fastest way to being a billionaire

While gassing up the car I noticed a sign that said "Become a billionaire" at the pumps. In smaller type it said "Billionaire experience". All you had to do was visit Slurrpie.com. I mock this attempt to be filthy rich but on the other hand I go back to my definition of being rich, "Rich or poor there's no greater satisfaction than a cold beer on a hot day".