My Andy Rooney observations

I went to the post office this week. Did you ever notice that when the lines get long the clerks close the windows and disappear into the back? It's very frustrating. I live in the west so I get annoyed at the TV when the Weather Channel person stands in front of the west and gestures to the rest of the country even if there's nothing going on. I guess he or she is too stuck on themselves to just move out of the picture. I like honey, especially on biscuits, but no matter how hard I try, or how careful I am, I always get my fingers sticky. If I had a valet he could put the honey on my biscuit and get his fingers sticky. Alas I don't have a valet and never have.