Tiger, tiger not too bright in the middle of the night

Tiger Woods is stuck in the rough for a good long time. The tree he bashed into played the same part that the iceberg did for the Titanic. It just waited and waited till they met. However, as Jay Leno pointed out, Tiger lives the life any guy would envy. He plays golf year round, he has millions of dollars, a lovely wife and kids and lots of girls on the side. He is an easy target for one liners. I got off a feeble one myself this week. I said, 'He may not be on the links but he just set a new intercourse record". As Larry Flynt said many years ago, "I'll make the whole world a tabloid". And so he did.